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The Latest (and first) Terressentials Video!





Here’s a new music video that the Terressentials team produced in-house.
Put your hands together for the Terressentials team!



Yo, an hour ago I’m at the “health food” store
In the body care section.
Looking for organic products
For my own protection.
Having already been through cancer once
It gets me really pissed
That “organic” companies sell items
Made of junk like this:
Cetearyl isonanoate
and octyldodecanol
Sodium lauryl sarcosinate
and phenoxyethanol
There’s fatty acid alkanolamide
And PEG-25
What with all the -ates and -ites and -ides
It’s a wonder I'm still alive!

If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!

“Natural” and “organic” products
Made within a lab?
Before you use ’em, you better peruse ’em
And know just what you have,
’Cause fast and cheap may seem real nice,
But cancer will disable—so
Before you pay a heavy price
You better read your labels!  

If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!

So I looked all around and finally found
Some products with credentials
Saw the USDA seal green and round
And they were made by Terressentials.
Terressentials, hmm, that sounds like
A name that I should know.  
Oh yeah!  I saw them on Dirty Jobs
Chillin’ with that dude Mike Rowe.
Let's see: jojoba, coconut, cocoa butter,
Herbs and essential oils,
Real plants sweet and natural
All grown in organic soils!

If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!

They got hair wash, oils and body creams,
They got soaps for hands and feet.
And in lookin’ over their lip protector
It’s good enough to eat!  
Finally, I’ve got a body care product
One that is truly healthy
Made fully organic for the good of the planet,
And not just to get wealthy.
’Cause it’s really not funny how corporate money
Is changing what’s meant by “green”
But they won't be able if we’re checking our labels.
Say ho if you know what I mean!

If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!

Speaking of truth, ho’s and keepin’ it real
Don’t buy their fake organic
Made by industry ho’s in a back room deal
Who are going down like the Titanic!
If it ain’t got the seal, it ain’t the real deal
We’re down with being deep green
Exposing cheating ho’s and fake organic
I say yo, you know what I mean?
Say ho if you know what I mean!

If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!
If it doesn’t have the seal, it ain’t the real deal!




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